BLU team || Meet the SCOUT [[ Bio for fun v u v ]]

Yo, watssup?
The name's Scout, chucklenuts.
I'm the coolest of the BLU team, as you can probably tell already.

Let's just say, if you was from where I was from, you'd be frickin' dead.
I'm youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, so I had t' learned early how to solve problems with my beautiful fists. Fights end'd before I could even frickin' get into punching distance 'cause they're all fuckin' pricks. If I couldnt win with my fists, I learn'd ta run.

My weapon of choice is my bat, of course.
BONK
I'm unstoppable!
BOINK
Someone might as well be keepin' track of how many heads I've bashed in.

Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time's up, you're dead!